The Oaqui, when given a choice of things to do, consistently
and without fail select the Right Thing to do, and to do it right.
Why this uncanny rightness? Is it, as some have said, because
the Oaqui is/are a Conceptual Corpuscle of enlightenment floating
in the stream of the Collective Consciousness?
We/I think not.
Is it therefore because of the Oaqui's almost wholesale purchase
on the cornerstone of the Kantian Categorical Imperative?
Also not.
Rather, I/we, with unabashed aplomb, clearly attribute the Rightness
of Thing-doing to the just about universal adoption of the Oaqui
More Merrier Multiplier.
The More Merrier Multiplier
Imagine yourself saying something at a meeting, for example,
and simultaneously wondering to yourself, "I wonder if I'm
doing the right thing, saying this, being here."
If you were Oaqui, you wouldn't have to wonder. Because, knowing
that 1) the only thing that really counts is fun, and 2) fun is
the one thing in life you can count on being fun when you have
it; you would simply do a Fun Count.
Simply:
- you'd count how many other people seem to be having fun,
- then multiply the sum by how much fun you seem to be having,
- and then multiply the product by how many more people will
seem to have fun because of the product of the fun you seem
to be having.
Then you'd be absolutely sure how right the thing you're doing
actually is.
The More Merrier Multiplier, in a mathematically articulate manner,
expresses the true relationship between the Merrier and the More.
If no one else is in this meeting is making merry, OR if you find
yourself clearly lacking in measurable merriment, OR if nobody
else will be the merrier because we are having the meeting, the
whole thing is pretty much worthless. Or, saying the same thing
in just about the same way: If you're having fun, and if everyone
else is having fun, and if just about the entire world will have
more fun as the result of what you're having fun doing, you can
be pretty sure that what you're doing is, in fact, a very right
thing.
By applying what I/we The Oaqui know as the More Merrier Multiplier,
the Fun Count becomes a reliably accurate measure of the Rightness
of just about any Thing you ever Do. Because, in a remarkably
true-to-life manner, any zero in the chain of More Merrier calculations
makes the whole thing not fun enough to count.
The Oaqui ("oa" is probably pronounced "wa",
"qui" is most likely pronounced "cky", as
in "wa cky") was or were first introduced to the world
through the virtual writings of the person currently identified
as "Major Fun."
For all Major FUN
actually claims to know about the actual identity of the Oaqui,
Oaqui could refer to a singular and/or plural, male and/or female
and/or cosmic being. This is because: 1. the Oaqui communicate
only by email, and 2. the Oaqui language make/s no distinction
between singular or plural, masculine or feminine, young or old.
It is the Oaqui apotheosis to be seen as not only one with the
many, but also many with the one. In this manner, the Oaqui is/are
oft considered the true manifestation of me\we-ness.
And for all we know, there might be no such person or group
as the Oaqui. Major FUN
might have made the whole thing up, just for the fun, and the
depth of it.
Your friend and mine/ours
The Oaqui
